iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
“women should wear—”
(Source: dinosauruschick)
Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.
It’s like she saw the future or something
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”,
“Listen here you little shit”
AUSTIN DA FUCK ARE YOU DOING BABY
everyone…meet my idol.
this is who i look up too
Omfg, back when he was in attack attack
Always reblog
(Source: snickl3fritz)
there is no greater agony in this life than finding your old writing
the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
(Source: fuck-this-imhungry)
I have the sexual appeal of a bagel
do you realize how sexually appealing bagels can be
Well I guess you can still put your dick in it u v u
oh god that sounds like something from bad yaoi
“oh senpai put it in my bagel”
this makes me uncomfortable.
no
jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them
nO,
I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale??
then theres you….
(Source: jackle-app)
I love how much we all love everything about Harry Potter.
Like this is a gif of Harry untying his shoe, and we’re all like FUCK YEAH HARRY UNTYING HIS SHOE CHECK OUT HIS SHOE-TAKING-OFF SKILLZ YOU GO BOY!
it has literally gotten to the point that this fandom needs new material so bad that we are all reblogging a picture of harry untying his shoe
he’s not even using magic or anything
(Source: disillusionedcupotea)
Victorian Maiden JSK!
